When you send a friend request to someone you were close to in high school, and they don't add you. Teen angst all over again. I thought you were my boy, Gibs!
When someone you've been casually dating and went to dinner with three damn days ago decides changing his status to 'In a relationship' is the best way to let you know he won't be calling anymore.
When someone you've been crushing on for a while adds you, and you see that they blog, a lot, pseudo intellectual lameness with titles like 'Ulysses. A Beach Towel. And The Freudian Concept of Saturday Night.' which totally puts you off them. I guess better early than later right?
When you have regrettable ex sex after he cries on your shoulder 'cos new relationship doesn't work out, only to have him go home and 2 hours later comment on the supposedly gone girls page on how much he loves her. Not that that's happened to me or anything.
When your exboyfriends new girls name is 'Puppycakes O'Cutepink' and her interests are 'Pink EVERYTHING!, Paris Hilton, giggles, cuteness' and other ick, and that she's a practicing Wiccan. You think jeez, I dated someone who'll date that? Time to re-evaluate my taste in men.
Knowing far too much about exboyfriends
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